March, 2005 Archive

Alomar retires, going from spittle to drool

March 19, 2005

After being plagued with eye and back problems this spring, Roberto Alomar retired on Saturday after 17 seasons in baseball. Signing a $600,000, one-year contract with the Devil Rays in hopes of keeping his career alive, Alomar had a rough spring, including two errors in one inning of Friday’s preseason game.
“I just can’t go anymore,” [...]

Berkman extended; rolls naked in cash

March 19, 2005

Failing to keep Carlos Beltran in Houston meant the team had more cash to keep OF Lance Berkman in town, as the Astros signed him to a six-year, $85 million contract on Saturday. Berkman, whose .450 on-base percentage and .566 slugging percentage in 2004 eclipsed even Beltran, was happy to remain with the club.
“I [...]

Hearing’s fallout: players, coaches vs. politicians, sportswriters

March 19, 2005

Despite Rep. Tom Davis’ assurance that last week’s baseball drug policy hearing woud not be a “witch hunt,” the sports media swarmed in the wake of the testimony, as sportswriters such as Cold Pizza’s Skip Bayless called Mark McGwire “pathetic” for neither confirming nor denying steroid use. Soon, close friends such as Tony La Russa [...]

A Tale of Two Hearings

March 18, 2005

Believe it or not, other people besides Mark McGwire were in Washington yesterday. Michael Cox has a blow-by-blow of the other 95% of what went on when your elected officials stuck it to baseball, like the class geek when he manages to find someone even geekier than himself.

Preview: Phil Me In

March 18, 2005

Switching to the Senior Circuit, Ted Bauer gets the lay of the land and gives angry propers to the red-and-white. But don’t count out that Bobby Cox…he’s got that mean evil eye thing goin’ on.

Congress vs. Selig and Manfred in battle of half-wits

March 17, 2005

The House Governmental Reform Committee had its day on Thursday, as it heard from grieving parents of high-school and college steroid abusers, and from Major League Baseball players and management. Despite assurances and facts like the 12 positive results out of over 1000 tests in 2004 suggesting baseball’s current plan is working, by the end [...]

Bonds to recieve knee transplant from ASIMO

March 17, 2005

Giants LF Barry Bonds may have settled the debate over whether he’ll be ready for opening day — on Thursday the slugger underwent additional arthroscopic surgery on his right knee. An MRI on Wednesday showed Bonds had suffered further damage after banging the knee on a table in February. Doctors had earlier thought that Bonds [...]

Govern-Mental Oversight

March 17, 2005

Take a break from C-SPAN and let Michael Cox supply you (so to speak) with the background to the baseball drug madness on Capitol Hill and your local sports page. It’s guaranteed to be more entertaining than watching Jose Canseco repeatedly take the Fifth.

Tribe hedge Wedge with two-year pledge

March 16, 2005

The Indians showed their confidence in manager Eric Wedge on Wednesday, extending his contract through 2007, with a club option for 2008 and 2009. The team also extended the contracts of Wedge’s coaching staff, including bench coach Buddy Bell and hitting coach Eddie Murray, through 2006.
Wedge led the rebuilding Tribe to an 80-82 record last [...]

Denied immunity, Canseco asks 100,000 readers to shush up

March 16, 2005

With the House Government Reform Committee’s hearings one day away, Jose Canseco was formally denied immunity from any charges that may result from his testimony. Canseco, whose book, “Juiced,” already went into great detail regarding his steroid abuse, now plans to take the Fifth instead of snitching on his fellow players, according to his attorney, [...]

Giambi off scot-free; Jim Rome bursts blood vessel

March 15, 2005

Yankees DH/1B Jason Giambi received good news from the House Government Reform Committee on Tuesday when the body excused him from Thursday’s hearings. In grand jury testimony during the BALCO trial, Giambi admitted to using substances he knew to be steroids. His testimony was subsequently illegally leaked to the media, who in turn subsequently can’t [...]

Gooden passes on Martin Bashir documentary

March 15, 2005

Formar Yankee pitcher and current Yankee employee Dwight Gooden was released from jail on his own recognizance Monday after allegedly assaulting his live-in girlfriend on Sunday. Gooden was held until his girlfriend could appear in court to contest his release.
Neither Gooden nor his lawyer would speak to reporters, so most turned to Gooden’s [...]

Cubs armless, mull name change to “Rockies”

March 15, 2005

Following Kerry Wood in the rotation, Cubs RHP Mark Prior also followed Wood onto the trainer’s table on Monday with an inflamed pitching elbow. Prior will miss his second scheduled start of the spring today, and will rest his arm to attempt to quell the inflammation.
Despite the setbacks, the Cubs expect both Wood and Prior [...]

Selig to speak; No-Doz stock spikes

March 15, 2005

Several players may no-show the upcoming House committee hearing on steroids, but commissioner Bud Selig plans to proudly speak of MLB’s new policy, which involves some form of testing and potential penalties of one kind or another. Selig also delivered documents subpoenaed by the Government Reform Committee, including testing data from all the way back [...]

Preview: Number of the East

March 15, 2005

In his Strikethree.com debut, Ted Bauer wonders whether it’s all downhill to the river Charles from here, and if it’s good for anyone that Steinbrenner finally got that Unit he’s always wanted.

Counter/Point: Role Models

March 15, 2005

We go back to Strikethree.com’s birth year with this Counter/Point from September 24th, 1998, proving the steroid “controversy” a timeless baseball classic. Coming soon: Football Steroids LXXVII!

Baseballhead: The Juice is Loose

March 15, 2005

Heading into the “steroid week” grandstand sideshow in Washington DC, we bring back this blast from the past, which is just as relevant today as it was when Michael Cox wrote it on June 2nd, 2002.

Don’t Call It a Comeback

March 15, 2005

Now that we’ve answered the musical question, “how can you miss us if we won’t go away,” Michael Cox explains that no one understands “musical question” references anymore. Strikethree.com Mark II promises not to perform “Jazz Odyssey.”

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