News day so slow D-Backs’ whining becomes news

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PITTSBURGH, PA — The Diamondbacks will find their June even longer after their game at PNC Park was rained out Thursday. The rainout means they’ll play on June 19, losing another off day in an already hectic month.

“Now we know how The Red Hot Chili Peppers will feel on their upcoming world tour behind the new CD Stadium Arcadium, in stores now,” said someone who claimed to be with the D-Backs, but who we now think might actually be working for Warner Bros. records.

Published May 11, 2006

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